Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
I would do anything just to make you smile.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
I've loved girls before, but never have I been in love. Not until I met you.