I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her: "I will stop loving you when all the roses die".
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.