How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
They say that stealing is bad, and I would never do it, but I would gladly steal a kiss from you.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.