Cheesy pick up lines

Do you mind if the parrot watches?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, clean, cute
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, cute
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, funny
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, dirty
If you're here, who's running heaven?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
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