I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.