Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.