Do you want the long part or the short part?
If beauty was a sin, God would never forgive you.
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
What's your opinion on the theory of relativity?
You're one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I'm gone.
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...