Cheesy pick up lines

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Quo vadis?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
There's a restaurant I'd like to take you to but I found out they deliver so let's just stay home.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
When you are not looking at me, it is like I don't exist.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Our love is over 9000. Know what I am Saiyan?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
I don't know if you've been mentioned in a prophecy with Voldemort lately, but you're definitely my chosen one.
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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