If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.
To me amortentia smells just like you.
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!