Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Quo vadis?
There's a restaurant I'd like to take you to but I found out they deliver so let's just stay home.
If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree.
When you are not looking at me, it is like I don't exist.
Our love is over 9000. Know what I am Saiyan?
I don't know if you've been mentioned in a prophecy with Voldemort lately, but you're definitely my chosen one.
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.