Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
There's a restaurant I'd like to take you to but I found out they deliver so let's just stay home.
If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree.
I don't know if you've been mentioned in a prophecy with Voldemort lately, but you're definitely my chosen one.