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I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
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(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
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