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I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
One place you've always wanted to visit?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.