I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!