Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.