I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more.