Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Single mother of 1? Want to be single mother of 2?
Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.