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Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny
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