Funny pick up lines

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You smell that? Smells like love.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, funny
Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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