Funny pick up lines

Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cute, funny
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
71.94 % 27 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, funny
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: funny, reverse
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
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