Funny pick up lines

You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
Congratulations! You have been chosen to play the pick up line game! Behind each door is a unique pick up line, including one about ketch up juice, choose wisely!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, dirty, funny
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: baseball, funny
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