Funny pick up lines

I can take my eyes off you.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You are dead sexy. Literally.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, funny, corny
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, funny
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
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