Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You smell that? Smells like love.
Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!