Funny pick up lines

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, reverse, cheesy, funny
You've got something on you head...A halo.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, weird
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I don't need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy, biology
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny
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