You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.