Funny pick up lines

Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You smell that? Smells like love.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, funny
Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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