Funny pick up lines

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, weird
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: reverse, funny, cheesy
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
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