Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.