Funny pick up lines

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
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