Funny pick up lines

It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
I'll shock the socks off you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, funny
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
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