You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.