Funny pick up lines

If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cheesy
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny
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