Funny pick up lines

Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy, reverse
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dog, clean, funny
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: haloween, clean, funny
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
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