Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?