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Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Be unique and different...say yes
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute, funny
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
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