Funny pick up lines

All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, funny
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
I will love you until I forget who you are.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
I'm a lion: Meow.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, reverse
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