Funny pick up lines

Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're so saxy.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, funny
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Get in my room and on top of the bed. So we can read an exhilarating book togerher.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
I want to do unspeakable things to you. Or we can have a dinner.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
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