Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Be unique and different...say yes
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.