I have a job for you, but it blows!
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!