Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
Is this pew taken?
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
Me without you is like Fred without George.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.