Funny pick up lines

I have a job for you, but it blows!
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
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