I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
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I won't shoot first in bed.
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.