If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.