Funny pick up lines

I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, dirty, funny
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, offensive
Let's try having sex before we rush into dating.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy, reverse
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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