You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Hello, more than friends.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.