I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
Let's try having sex before we rush into dating.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.