Funny pick up lines

You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
74.72 % 120 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Stand still so I can pick you up!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
Hello, more than friends.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, weird, hockey
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
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