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I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
Is this pew taken?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, corny, funny
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
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