Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?