You're so hot you make global warming feel like winter.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
Single mother of 1? Want to be single mother of 2?
Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.