Funny pick up lines

If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
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