Funny pick up lines

You're so hot you make global warming feel like winter.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, clean, funny
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cute, funny
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, corny
Single mother of 1? Want to be single mother of 2?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, cheesy, clean
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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