Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
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Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
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I will love you until I forget who you are.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
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