Funny pick up lines

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, funny, nerdy
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, reverse
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Be unique and different...say yes
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
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