Funny pick up lines

Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny, reverse
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute, funny
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, funny
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, funny
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