Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.