Funny pick up lines

Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
75.29 % 37 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
75.19 % 146 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Stand still so I can pick you up!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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