Let's go from emailing to texting.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?