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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute, funny
Favorite pick up line. GO!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
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