If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Be unique and different...say yes
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.