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Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
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Pick up line: music, corny, funny, cute
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
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Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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