Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.