Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.