Funny pick up lines

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, funny, cute
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cute
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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