Funny pick up lines

I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Favorite pick up line. GO!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
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