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(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cute, funny
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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