Funny pick up lines

Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I know when you've been bad or let's skip the small talk!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
73.61 % 29 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
73.29 % 39 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
73.29 % 39 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
73.20 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
That outfit would look a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny
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