I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
I'm lost now. Could you help me find directions to your house?
So, do you like turtles?
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.