Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
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Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.