I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.