Funny pick up lines

I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
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