I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?