Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.