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I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute, funny
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
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