Funny pick up lines

I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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