Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Are you into dragons?
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Wanna be lab partners?
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.