I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
I have a job for you, but it blows!
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?