I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.