Funny pick up lines

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: haloween, clean, funny
I have a job for you, but it blows!
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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