I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.