Funny pick up lines

Save water, shower with a friend!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
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