Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
Miss, you have such a nice dog, can i caress you?