I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!