Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.