Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Be unique and different...say yes
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.