Funny pick up lines

I'll shock the socks off you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, funny
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
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