Funny pick up lines

I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cute, funny
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your homepage or mine?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
Save water, shower with a friend!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines