Funny pick up lines

Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Let's do it kitty style.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
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Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
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