Funny pick up lines

So, do you like turtles?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, funny
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, funny
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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