Funny pick up lines

You smell...We should go take a shower together.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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