You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Be unique and different...say yes
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'