You smell...We should go take a shower together.
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
(Your place or mine?) Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
(Hey baby, what's your sign?) Do not enter.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.