Funny pick up lines

My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Do you believe in one night stands?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I can make you hit all the high notes!
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, music
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
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