Funny pick up lines

Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, weird
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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