Funny pick up lines

I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
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