Funny pick up lines

Where do astronauts hang out?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, funny
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're so saxy.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
Get in my room and on top of the bed. So we can read an exhilarating book togerher.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, cute, funny
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
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