I'll shock the socks off you.
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Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.