If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Hello, more than friends.
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!