Funny pick up lines

I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure look like a keeper.
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Pick up line: funny
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
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Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
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Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, funny
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I can get you off the Naughty List.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
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