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I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
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Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny, funny
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Hello there, boo-tiful!
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, clean, funny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
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