I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.