Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
Hello there, boo-tiful!
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.