I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
Miss, you have such a nice dog, can i caress you?