Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.