Funny pick up lines

Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Hello there, boo-tiful!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, clean, funny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
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