I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?