If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Let's try having sex before we rush into dating.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.