Funny pick up lines

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, funny
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
75.03 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Stand still so I can pick you up!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
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