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So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
Is this pew taken?
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Pick up line: christian, cheesy, corny, funny
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
Me without you is like Fred without George.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
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