Funny pick up lines

Hello, more than friends.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, funny
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
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