Funny pick up lines

Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, nerdy, cheesy
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
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