So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!