Funny pick up lines

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
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Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, nerdy, funny
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
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