I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
I have a job for you, but it blows!
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?