Funny pick up lines

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cute
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Your lab bench, or mine?
75.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
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