I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
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I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I'm old fashioned.)
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.