Funny pick up lines

Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
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