Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.