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Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy, reverse
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dog, clean, funny
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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