Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.