Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.