Your homepage or mine?
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.