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Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
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Pick up line: football, corny, funny
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
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Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, funny
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, funny
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
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