Funny pick up lines

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy
Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
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