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Your homepage or mine?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
Save water, shower with a friend!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
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