Funny pick up lines

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, funny, reverse
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty, cute
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Would you like to play my organ?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, music
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