Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
Me without you is like Fred without George.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.