What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
I'm a lion: Meow.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.