Funny pick up lines

I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I'm lost now. Could you help me find directions to your house?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
So, do you like turtles?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: hockey, funny, weird
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
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