Funny pick up lines

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: baseball, funny
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
I love you enough to irritate hundres of people by expressing it on Facebook.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
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