Funny pick up lines

What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I will love you until I forget who you are.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
I'm a lion: Meow.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, reverse
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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