Funny pick up lines

Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, clean, cute, funny
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Are you into dragons?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy, clean
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, nerdy, cheesy, funny
Wanna be lab partners?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, funny
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