I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.