Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Are you into dragons?
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Wanna be lab partners?