Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
I love you enough to irritate hundres of people by expressing it on Facebook.
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
Hey girl, want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away?
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.