Funny pick up lines

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
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Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
I'll shock the socks off you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, funny
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
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