Funny pick up lines

My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, funny, nerdy
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
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