Funny pick up lines

Where do astronauts hang out?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, funny
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're so saxy.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
Get in my room and on top of the bed. So we can read an exhilarating book togerher.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, weird
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines