Funny pick up lines

We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
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