I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
Lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.