Funny pick up lines

Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, cute, funny
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure look like a keeper.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
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