You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.