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We always come when we are called.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
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