We always come when we are called.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
Pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you?
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.