Funny pick up lines

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
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Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
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Pick up line: funny, cheesy
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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