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I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
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Pick up line: tinder, clean, funny
Recent studies show that we should date.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
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Pick up line: clean, funny
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
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