Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Where do you hide your halo?
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?