(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.