How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
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Game of hide the sausage?
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!