Funny pick up lines

If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
78.17 % 36 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, cheesy
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, funny
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Miss, you have such a nice dog, can i caress you?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
He: "Have you got the time?" She:" If you got the energy."
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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