There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
When Santa saw you he came early.
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?