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Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I love you like pigs love mud.
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, nerdy
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Hey, kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, clean
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
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