Funny pick up lines

I'm going to sue the pants off you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute, funny
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny, reverse
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cheesy
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
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