Funny pick up lines

How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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