Funny pick up lines

Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, nerdy, funny
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
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