Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Phoebe? That's a great name. Oh, you like that? You should here my phone number.
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
You're so saxy.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.