Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.