Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
When Santa saw you he came early.
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
Hi, I have big feet.
We would go great together, like peanut butter and jelly.