Funny pick up lines

Pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, funny
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny
I'm afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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