No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?