Funny pick up lines

Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, funny
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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