Funny pick up lines

You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Hey, I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
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76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny
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