You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
Hey, I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________