Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
Be unique and different...say yes
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."