Funny pick up lines

No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, nerdy, funny
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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