Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
You know, the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.
If it weren't for the sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.