Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
You are dead sexy. Literally.
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
I won't shoot first in bed.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?