They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
I can take my eyes off you.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!