Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Be unique and different...say yes
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.