Funny pick up lines

They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
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Pick up line: funny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I can take my eyes off you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you just keep going and doing and going through my mind.
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Pick up line: clean, funny
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
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