I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
Lick finger and touch her shirt: "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."