Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Let's do it kitty style.
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.