Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.