Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.