You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
Hey, I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.