Funny pick up lines

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
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