Funny pick up lines

I can get you off the Naughty List.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
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