Funny pick up lines

I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Press 0 to be disconnected, or enter your phone number to continue.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
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