Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.