Funny pick up lines

Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
I don't know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
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