Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
We always come when we are called.
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.