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Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, funny
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I can get you off the Naughty List.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
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Pick up line: clean, funny
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
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