It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
Lick finger and touch her shirt: "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'