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It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cute
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
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Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Lick finger and touch her shirt: "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
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Pick up line: dirty, funny
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
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Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, funny
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
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Pick up line: music, corny, funny, cute
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
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Pick up line: clean, funny
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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