I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
Lick finger and touch her shirt: "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.