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I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, funny
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Is this pew taken?
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Pick up line: christian, cheesy, corny, funny
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
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