Funny pick up lines

Do you believe in one night stands?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
I can make you hit all the high notes!
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, music
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
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