Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.