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I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You are dead sexy. Literally.
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Pick up line: haloween, funny, corny
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, funny
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
You were mint for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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