Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
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Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.