The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
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If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
Recent studies show that we should date.
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.