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You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
I want someone to look at me the way I look at the chocolate cake.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Do you believe in one night stands?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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