Funny pick up lines

Come into my office and take off your pants.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: christian, cute, clean, funny
I have a job for you, but it blows!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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