You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I love you enough to irritate hundres of people by expressing it on Facebook.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Recent studies show that we should date.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I want to do unspeakable things to you. Or we can have a dinner.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.