Funny pick up lines

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I can tell your future, it is you giving me you number.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Give me your number. It's for research purposes.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy
Hi, do you speak English? (Yes.) Oh, me too.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm lost now. Could you help me find directions to your house?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
So, do you like turtles?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
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