You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at the chocolate cake.
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Do you believe in one night stands?