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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Your homepage or mine?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
Save water, shower with a friend!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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