Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.