There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
When Santa saw you he came early.
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.