What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
Favorite pick up line. GO!
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.