So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
Is this pew taken?
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.