WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
I can get you off the Naughty List.