Funny pick up lines

Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, nerdy, cheesy
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
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