Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
My mom warned me about girls like you.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.