Funny pick up lines

You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
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Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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