I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
So, do you like turtles?
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.