Funny pick up lines

What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
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Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I can take my eyes off you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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