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Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
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Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
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Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny, cheesy
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
My mom warned me about girls like you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, funny
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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