Funny pick up lines

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Give me your number. It's for research purposes.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
I'm lost now. Could you help me find directions to your house?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Hey, I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
Is this pew taken?
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Pick up line: christian, cheesy, corny, funny
So, do you like turtles?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
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