(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
We always come when we are called.
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.