I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Your homepage or mine?
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?