Funny pick up lines

Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute, funny
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
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Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
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