Funny pick up lines

As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, nerdy, funny
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, cheesy
Game of hide the sausage?
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
77.62 % 35 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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