Your homepage or mine?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
Save water, shower with a friend!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.