Funny pick up lines

(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
We always come when we are called.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
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