As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
Game of hide the sausage?
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!