Funny pick up lines

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny, cheesy
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
My mom warned me about girls like you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, funny
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Recent studies show that we should date.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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