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They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.