I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
Favorite pick up line. GO!
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?