You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.