Funny pick up lines

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, clean
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute, funny
Let's do it kitty style.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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