Funny pick up lines

Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, funny
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
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