Funny pick up lines

I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, funny
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, nerdy, cheesy
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
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