Funny pick up lines

You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty, funny
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny, reverse
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Let's get hoth and heavy.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I have a job for you, but it blows!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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