Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
Do you believe in one night stands?
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
I can make you hit all the high notes!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.