Funny pick up lines

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
We would go great together, like peanut butter and jelly.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, funny
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