Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
Do you believe in one night stands?
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
I can make you hit all the high notes!
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?