Funny pick up lines

There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, funny
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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