Funny pick up lines

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, funny
We always come when we are called.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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