There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.