Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!