Funny pick up lines

Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: offensive, nerdy, cute, funny
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cute, doctor
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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